i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize