I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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