All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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