that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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