I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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