and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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