Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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