i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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