you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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