is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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