It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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