Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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