you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Someone shattered a urinal.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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