if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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