Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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