Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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