Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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