I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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