He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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