And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
please don't ironically join a cult
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