Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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