i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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