dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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