Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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