when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
