Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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