Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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