dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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