What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She told me I should be a condom model.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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