just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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