So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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