thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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