I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
