that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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