Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
This girl is more easily done than said...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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