Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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