We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Holy sore nipples Batman
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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