I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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