Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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