Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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