This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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