Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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