Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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