I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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