they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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