But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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