ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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