I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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