There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
