i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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