The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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