so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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