i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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